(Skit) Don’t mess with me while I’m jellyfishing?

(Skit) Don’t Mess with Me While I’m Jellyfishing??

There was this bully, right? Didn't even seem like the bully type. Walked right up to me and told me, "You look like a cookie bite." I said, "You could be right, but me, I'm not the lucky type." So I walked away, and then he hit me with a cooking knife. He said, "Did I tell you you could walk away, sponge?" I responded, "No," and then he hit me with an eight-punch all up in my face.

That's when I lost my patience, so I spun around and whipped out my ray guns. He said, "Oh no," and then he tried to run away, but I said, "Oh no, no, little homie—you messed up my day."

Keywords

• Bully
• Cookie bite
• Cooking knife
• Walk away
• Eight punch
• Lost patience
• Ray guns
• Messed up my day

FAQ

1. Who approached the speaker in the skit?

• A bully.

2. How did the bully insult the speaker initially?

• By saying the speaker looked like a "cookie bite."

3. What weapon did the bully use to attack the speaker?

• A cooking knife.

4. What was the speaker's reaction to the bully's aggression?

• The speaker spun around and whipped out ray guns.

5. How did the confrontation end?

• The bully tried to run away after realizing the speaker wasn’t backing down, but the speaker stopped him, saying he had messed up their day.